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Monday, April 24, 2006
The Splashing
It's not like there wasn't a reason for the aforementioned wine extravaganza. Beck-tastic and I had made plans weeks ago for Splash Day! (tm) and although I was originally planning to save one of my special bottles of California wine for a special occasion, what, I ask you, is more special than Splash Day?
Oh. For some reason Becky and I latch on to certain things, like Bill Cosby and his pudding pops. For the past year, it's been the word Splash. Because we saw a postcard for the Chicago Public Library called "Book Splash" and it was the funniest thing we'd seen that day (it was 8am, but still). So we created a Book Splash dance, and it just took off from there. We began finding the word splash everyone and felt the need to document it. My discovery of the Paas Sparkling Egg Splash while in San Jose was the crowning moment.
It all started very innocently:

But then we added the recipe for disaster:
 +
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 = SPLASH
And so the fun and splashing began and escalated


until...


But it was worth it, even if one result was an incoherent post about Alias and Breathe Rite strips, which I still profess to be awesome. Look at the other results:
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Saturday, April 22, 2006
The Strips: Part 2
A. Why were you up at 4:40 am, Micky?
B. Exactly how many bottles of wine did you and Becky have last night?
C. Dreams? Alias? What?
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The Strips
Never mind.
I had a whole thing about Breathe Rite strips, but I have a feeling it would compromise the people or their dreams or something. So you should just watch Alias instead. It was pretty good last week.
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Thursday, April 20, 2006
The Cold
I didn't sleep at all last night. Not just tossing and turning and in and out of sleep, I literally did not sleep. Mostly I just paced, because that's the only way my nose will allow me to breathe. Laying down just allows everything to gather up there in my sinuses, like a party where everyone on the guest list decided to bring some friends, leaving the host scrambling for enough ice, because they only planned for 35, and how were they supposed to know that 100 people would show up?
Not fun. Neither is this cold which will not go away, no matter how many drugs I take.
You know what else will not go away? Annoying children on TV. Maybe it's because I'm cranky with the lack of sleep, but that curly haired kid on Ghost Whisperer from a few weeks ago made me want to shoot my TV. And it immediately conjured up images of the formerly curly haired girl on 7th Heaven, which, God help me, I actually watched once, who kept saying "Ch, ch, ch changes!" which made me want to do more than just shoot my TV, it made me want to track her down on the WB lot and shake her with such a force that the lovable TV moppet gene would just fall out of her.
I understand the importance of children when telling stories, and I understand that you're not exactly going to find Meryl Streep acting in a six year old, but come on. You don't have to use a kid that sucks just because they look like the actor who is supposed to be their parent. Who, in the case of this particular Ghost Whisperer, also sucked. Most likely because he looked like the woman who played his mom in a flashback and was barely a character, but was probably the producer's wife, so they kind of had to cast her, and she wasn't bad, but the choice of casting her made the rest of the family fall in place, and why couldn't the producer find some other role for his wife?
And I don't have time to watch anything else to get that out of my head before I go to work at 7 am, so I'm just going to think about the annoying child actor and the fact that I can't breathe and/or sleep, and I'd really just like to go back to bed, but that would imply that I went to bed in the first place, which means that I can blame the overuse of my trademark run-on sentence on a lack of sleep and/or oxygen to the brain.
So yeah, it's going to be a really good day.
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006
The Taxes
Well, that wasn't so bad.
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The Day Off
I feel like I haven't been in Chicago for the last month, what with all the jet-setting.
That's why this day off at home feels so strange. If past weeks are any indication, I should be heading off to the airport right about now.
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Thursday, April 06, 2006
The Vacation Wrapup
I didn't have internet in LA or San Diego, so yes, I backdated all the posts from the rest of the trip. But I think it was worth the wait, because it means you also get pictures. There are literally hundreds more, so if you want to see everything, drop me a line and I'll send you the snapfish link. But I'm not one to foist my vacation slide show on unsuspecting viewers at a cocktail party. Besides, I don't even have a slide projector. And having a cocktail party means that someone would find all the bottles of wine that I brought home, and I'm not ready to share them just yet.
I had a blast, sunburn aside (It's peeling now and does NOT look good. I even bought a pair of reading glasses to cover up the raccoon eyes that I have going opn when I'm at The Hotel (tm). No, I cannot see very well, because I'm also wearing my contacts. But my regular glasses are so thick that I refuse to wear them in public. They're actually more embarassing than this sunburn, and that's saying a lot. Wow, that was a long parenthetical.) and I'm very sad that I had to come back home and go back to work.
It was great to see everyone, and I really feel like I did most of the things I wanted to do:
Hug a redwood See the Golden Gate Bridge Go wine tasting Ride a trolley See a celebrity See Jennifer Aniston
See the Galleria and other Clueless landmarks Go to Pico, Colorado and Las Palmas (to get to Llama School...don't ask) See the Chinese Theatre See the Hollywood Walk of Fame Stand in someone's footprints See where Gilmore Girls is taped Find a purple shirt
See the pandas Go to the beach Kayak or waterski or something dangerous in the water Be in an (small and un-scary) earthquake
Drive down the Pacific Coast
That's a lot for one vacation and 10 (11) days. Plus we have the added bonuses of sitting on the Friends couch (who knew that set was still up?), drinking without guilt nightly, the lack of going to work every day, getting a wicked sunburn on one side of my face, listening to Teddy Geiger and Anna Nalick almost non-stop on the iRiver with the help of my new FM transmitter, and keeping my sunglasses on the dashboard with that piece of sticky rubber that they sell for a dollar in check out lines, but which is totally worth it.
It turns out that it takes about a week for my shoulders to relax and not clench in their usual hyper extended position. Luckily, they haven't gone back up to my ears yet, but give it some time. I'm sure they'll make their way slowly as the angst returns.
Sometimes I was lonely or frustrated, usually when I was in the car, or when it started to rain, which was a lot. But then there were other times when I acted like a little kid who had never been on a roller coaster before. There was lots of laughing and smiling and excited facial expressions that I wish people who think I'm too bitter and jaded could have seen, but they can't because I was by myself taking pictures of the things that made me have those looks in the first place.
I'm still on California time, because I can't force myself to go to bed before 2am (partly because I'm not tired, and partly because I can't tear myself away from Angels and Demons, which I bought at the airport to pass the time on my four hour movie-free flight). This is not cool tonight as I have to get up for work at 5 tomorrow. (Well, today.)
So there it is. March Micky Madness in all its glory. Special thanks to everyone who made it possible, including The Amy, Jen and Scott, Chuck, American Airlines, Best Western and Budget Rent-A-Car.
Good times.
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Monday, April 03, 2006
The Vacation: Day 10
I realize now that I never posted on my very first night in San Jose (Friday), which would technically have been Day 1, making this Day 11. But I'm not going to go back and renumber everything, because I don't feel like it.
The airline called and told me that my flight was being delayed. Which means time to kill. Which means Sea World.
 Flamingos for Mom. Happy birthday!
 These are really creepy. As is the music that plays as you walk down to their "cavern."
 How did I score a shot like this?
 Or this? The Panda Karma must be back.
 Can one take too many pictures of Shamu? I think so. So one should just buy a stuffed Shamu in the gift shop. Wow. I wish I were kidding. I made the mistake of riding one of the water roller coasters, and as a result I had to change my pants in the car before I went to the airport. It's bad enough that I have to fly home tonight, but I'm not doing it in wet jeans.
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Sunday, April 02, 2006
The Vacation: Day 9
And now we have the saga of the sunburn.
It started innocently enough.
 But then we went up to the cliff. Although I was able to take some good pictures...
 ...I am not pleased when Chuck makes me let go of the post that I was hugging, so as not to fall down 500 feet. See how not pleased? I'm not sure I'm even breathing.
 And on our third and final beach of the day, I should start feeling the burn, but I don't. But apparently the sun is bothering me. Why don't I realize that even though it's chilly, one can still get a sunburn?
 I will not be posting pictures of the sunburn (so stop asking), as it is scary and I have to cover things up (things that were hidden under my sunglasses) with bronzer and self tanner.
Stop laughing. I'm on vacation and you're not. So there.
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Saturday, April 01, 2006
The Vacation: Day 8
 I'm drunk on panda mystery. Although she was asleep the whole time we were waiting in line, I like to think that the mama panda got up and turned around just for me.
I finally had my celebrity sighting: Topher Grace. Definitely not Jennifer Aniston.
Oh, I'm in San Diego now. Perhaps you know Chuck. He lives there. Good times. And lots of snacks.
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