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Thursday, February 27, 2003
The Danger
You know how in small towns everyone's like "Oh we don't even lock the doors!" It's like a big deal.
Well guess what, bitches? We live in Chicago. There's crime. There are robberies. People break into houses. So why help them out and leave the doors open? This is why I've been less than cheery at the fact that I continually come home and both the front and back doors are unlocked and no one around inside.
Maybe you've never had your house broken into. I have. It's one of the scariest things in the world to know that some stranger has been going through your things, taking what they want, and discarding things that won't get them money. It makes you feel completely vulnerable.
Which is why I care about keeping my house safe here in Chicago. The only reason we got things back when our house was broken into the first time is because my parents had insurance. I don't have jack. But I do have a lot of nice things, as do my roommates, that I wouldn't want stolen.
But apparently this fact is lost on them. Whenever people go smoke on the back porch, invariably they will leave the door unlocked when they come back in. I know the cigarettes probably kill off some brain cells, but how tricky is it to turn a key on your way inside?
What's more frustrating is watching it happen. Sometimes I'm sitting in the living room, watching TV (OK, I'm often sitting in the living room watching TV but that's not the point...), and others come in, and take their shoes and coats off and sit down, or go into another room or something...AND THEY LEAVE THE FREAKING DOOR UNLOCKED! Or if someone is sitting there on the couch, people neglect to lock the door when they leave, thinking that that someone will most likely always be sitting on the couch.
I know. We're all sitting right there. But we're not going to be sitting there forever. Sometimes people go downstairs. Sometimes people go to bed. And I know I'm the only one who always checks the doors. Let's say I get home really late at night (which often happens...). If someone else comes home while no one is in the living room, 75% of the time they won't come and see who it is. They just assume. (I say "they", and I include myself. I never get up to see who's there. But that's not the point. I always lock the door, so I know it must be someone who lives here.) So what if some vagrant comes in looking for warmth and finds himself a couple of TV's? And decides to take them with him to make a little coin? No one would notice. It's probably just me upstairs banging things around, right?
I don't think I'm being unreasonable. And I won't lie and say that I've never forgotten to lock the doors. I have...like if I've come in with my hands full or or the phone's ringing or something. But it's such a consistent thing with them that I find myself checking the doors every time I walk by. Sometimes I'll make a special trip just to check them. If I'm in bed, and I hear other people come home, I'll wait until they go to bed, and then I'll get up and make sure we're locked in.
It's not fair for me to feel unsafe in my own house.
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Monday, February 24, 2003
The Reprieve
So I've been feeling smooshy all day, probably due to the snow that has recently fallen in the middle of our faux spring weather. And stupid people have been wearing me down, and making things difficult.
I was trying to decide if I was motivated enough to go do some work, when I heard someone at my door. I thought it might just be THC coming home from work or something, but I didn't hear anyone come in. And then I had a thought.
Maybe it was my package from amazon. Remember the Halloween contest I entered ages ago? And remember how I won with my story about the bloody chiropractor (oooh...I'm shivering just thinking about it...)? I got a $30 gift certificate, and I forgot all about it until they sent me an email last week. So I went and ordered some Amanda Ghost and some Alanis (and you know how much we like Alanis...I would go so far as to say she's my second favorite singer after DMB).
And now the day can be happy again. All thanks to Amanda, Alanis and mkh
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The Month
Must not get riled up...
Casual indifference...
Be casual, dammit...
The month is almost over and then you can get mad all you want...
Must stay calm...
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Friday, February 21, 2003
The Shirt
The Jennifer Love Hewitt t-shirt has again proved itself to be magical. My meter at the museum ran out 30 minutes before I could get to it. Did I have a ticket?
No.
This is not the first time I have tempted fate and won. The JLH t-shirt really is a wonderous thing. She's even made the beginning of my day better, which is a welcome change after this week.
Oh stop your judging. It could be worse. It could be Burberry.
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Wednesday, February 19, 2003
The Application
Just sealed the envelope of my grad school app. Any good mojo you can send my way would be much appreciated.
Of course, it would be nice if you would just send continuous mojo for the next 8 weeks until they tell me if I'm in, but if you just remember once in a while, that's OK too.
Rock.
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Monday, February 17, 2003
The Madness
Will it never end? The astute ex found these upsetting Burberry crimes today:
I almost had to knock some scarf wearing loser onto the el tracks today. Seriously. I'm so over it.
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Sunday, February 16, 2003
The Debate
I was talking to a friend in Georgia. He told me that he'd had barbecue for dinner. Now I know for a fact that there is only one real bbq restaurant in Atlanta, owned by some smart KC folk, so I had a feeling I wasn't going to like where he went...
My0001: where'd you eat the bbq?
KAD: Corky's
My0001: oh so you didn't eat real bbq
KAD: ??
My0001: kc bbq is the only true bbq
KAD: oh PLEASE
KAD: Memphis is the BBQ capital
My0001: oh please...that stuff is baaad
KAD: HUSH YOUR MOUTH
My0001: i speak only the truth
KAD: you speak LIES
My0001: i'm sorry you're so misguided
KAD: what the f*ck does KC know about BBQ?!?!
My0001: kc knows the truth
KAD: I'm sorry you're so confused
KAD: KC knows sh*t
My0001: http://www.rbjb.com/rbjb/bbq.htm
KAD: oh the tragedy
KA: it's a shame that it's legal to have such fallacious propaganda on the internet
My0001: memphis isn't even in the competition...it's all about kc, texas and north carolina
My0001: kc obviously wins
My0001: but still...no memphis
KAD: pssssh
You see? So sad. The saga continues:
My0001: i'm so tired of people saying that kc is not the best bbq
SuperGJoe: and those people are wrong
My0001: yes.
My0001: some loser is telling me that memphis bbq is the best.
My0001: is that not the most preposterous thing you've ever heard?
SuperGJoe: Well Micky, people are... different... in the south.
My0001: some might call them... funny
SuperGJoe: funny, indeed
SuperGJoe: they like their pork to taste pickled.
My0001: it's really disheartening to think that a whole group of people could be so delusional
SuperGJoe: seriously, I agree
SuperGJoe: but here's what I think
SuperGJoe: I think that they haven't had real KC BBQ. They've just had KC Style BBQ, which means they let a bunch of dumb southerners just dump brown sugar into their vinegar.
SuperGJoe: They're ignorant, not stupid
My0001: true.
My0001: so we really shouldn't judge.
SuperGJoe: it's just not fair that they don't know they're wrong
SuperGJoe: If I could, I'd bring them all to KC, feed them Gates's ribs, and Zarda's beans. Then, they'd know.
My0001: and Haywards potato salad
SuperGJoe: indeed
As part of my month of casual indifference, I'm not going to judge KAD (name has been changed to protect the ignorant). I'll let the rest of you do that. And if you'd like to comment on how you think we are wrong, go ahead. We know the truth.
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Saturday, February 15, 2003
The Scarf
I'm so sick of you. Yes, you. Damn it Burberry, why must you consume my life in such an ingratiating way?
You're everywhere. I drove all around the city yesterday and I swear I saw no less than 30 scarves. Don't people realize that everyone else is wearing them? What makes them walk into the store and say "Oh I should buy this scarf. It's so nice. And so unique."
Granted, I like the color scheme. I recall seeing the first few this winter and thinking how nice they were. I probably would have bought one myself if they sold them at Target for $14.99. But apparently they don't. This astute blogger from London noticed the trend on the other side of the globe, and in his comments, someone notes that each scarf costs $120.
I don't know if that's true, but it makes me hate them more.
Last night while the ex and I were at dinner, we saw at least ten around the restaurant and movie theatre. Each time we proclaim, in angst-ridden voices, "BURBERRY". It reached a pinnacle of annoyance during the movie. I liked the movie a lot...but imagine my surprise when Kate Hudson walks into the scene with a big Burberry scarf on. In true fashion, the ex and I both cry out, "BURBERRY!" and continue to laugh, painfully, as Kate brings out a plethora of Burberry accessories. Including a Burberry shirt for Matthew, which deceived me last week into thinking it was a nice shirt.
But now I know the truth.
While driving home, I was a bit frightened that my bedspread was a little too Burberry-esque, so I had to check as soon as I walked in the door. Instead of camel, it's far more beige. The red is a soft muted color instead of the violating brightness of Burberry. And there is a lot of white. So although the colors and pattern are vaguely similiar, it was OK for me to sleep in my bed last night. (The ex did not know of my fears. I quietly suffered during the whole 45 minute drive home. It was hard.)
So this is my final decree. The next time I see a Burberry scarf, I will visibly cringe.
To add insult to injury, when I looked for the Burberry page, I was greeted by a flash animation of that stupid plaid. Be careful. It's a bit upsetting to see all those stripes flying around.
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Friday, February 14, 2003
The Mail
I could complain about the annoyingness of Valentine's Day, but I got two (not one...two!) valentines in the mail today. I'm very popular. And I got flowers in the mail last week. Yes, you're jealous.
The ex and I are trying out the new Chili's in Evanston tonight. It will be an exciting change for us. Wish us luck.
P.S. I did not make my bed today. But I did iron my tux pants.
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Wednesday, February 12, 2003
The Clean: Part II
In an effort to improve all of the chi in my life, I stayed up till 3 am last night working my way through my desk. It was not an easy task...things have been piling up here for a while now. I paid all the bills that were due and put together all my receipts for different shows. And I filed things. It was a lot of work, but I feel much better now. The chi is flowing and I don't want to bang my head against the wall.
I also went crazy and folded all the clothes that have been sitting, clean, in a basket on the floor of my bedroom for days. And (hold on to your seats...) I made the bed. And I made it again this morning.
I know. That's a lot to take all at once. It's always exciting times around here.
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Monday, February 10, 2003
The Deletion
Ah well, I knew it would happen sometime. And I had a bit of an inkling this morning that it might be today. Here were my hints:
Yesterday on her blog, Liz said
"I'm still in the game although I probably should have been out long ago with all the backstabbing and alliances going on. Geez. I could easily tell you who the Richard Hatch of the game is and who the Susan is [Survivor I] etc...but I'm not about to piss anyone off, yet."
And today Cis said:
"Damn this is the first hard vote yet. The first time I'm actually voting for someone who I could honestly see being crowned BlogWhore."
Who's that, you ask? Yes, my children...it was me. I was the Richard Hatch, except without the nudity. I can't really give details while the game is still going on, but let's just say that I was talking to everyone, and I was talking to no one. Yes. I'm very cryptic. And I knew who the alternative vote was, and I really can't see him being the winner (but that's just my opinion...). So I kind of guessed.
But this means I'm free. I'm working on six shows this week (that's right...six) and I need to mail in my grad school application ASAP...as soon as I finish the essay. And the game was really taking up a lot of my time.
So I have no hard feelings about the vote. After talking to a few people this morning, I have the satisfaction of knowing that everyone is surprised that I could be so devious. And I made some cool new friends. The orange will go away soon, as will the links of some people I don't particularly care to be linking. I'll let you know how the game turns out in a few weeks.
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Sunday, February 09, 2003
The Commercial
I wasn't really paying attention during the Super Bowl, A) because I don't care and B) because I don't care. So I missed some really good commercials.
But, again, I don't care, because you can always find them later on the internet. THC emailed me about the Office Linebacker, but it kept messing up and shutting down Internet Explorer. So I rebuffed it. But when I heard that he takes down that annoying streaker I had to see it for myself.
Brother* has a whole website of his own, with all the commercials. You have to join Team Terry to see them, but I think it's kinda worth it.
Cool.
* My use of the word brother has nothing to do with the fact that Terry Tate is an African-American man. I tend to call everyone "brother", including the extra white Canadian doctors that I know. So you see.
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Friday, February 07, 2003
The Clean
I'd forgotten that all it takes is a car wash to make things feel all shiny and new again.
So what if I'm working too much? So what if I'm behind? So what if my kitchen is a disaster area? So what to all of it!
My truck is clean. That's all that matters right now.
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Thursday, February 06, 2003
The Bookstore
On a whim, I stopped in at Barnes and Noble as I was passing by today, since I hadn't picked up my monthly Angel book. Sadly, I must have waited too long, because they were all out. You really have to snap them up the first few days of the month, otherwise the other 15-year-olds get them.
Yes, that's right. I have the taste of a 15-year-old reader. And I watch Dawson's Creek. Shut up.
Anyway, I went into the children's section to have it ordered (because the girls that work in this section are always the prettiest...they hide them away...but that's neither here nor there...) and when she typed it in, she looked under the section "children".
Sad. Not only am I 15, apparently I'm also a child. Not so good for my self esteem. But she did make me feel better by saying, "Oh it's not that bad...I work in the children's department for Christ's sake."
So there you go. But I couldn't leave empty handed. I was all geared up for a book. So I chose something from the new fiction table. I didn't even bother reading the back. I chose it purely based on the fact that Gwyneth is quoted on the front cover, and she liked it, so I must read it.
Gwyneth wouldn't do me wrong.
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The Snacks
Oh my children. I must tell you of a brilliant new product I found at the grocery store today.
Oreo Cookie Barz.
They're so good. No really. So good. (I would even go so far as to call them damn yummy*.) I got the Peanut Butter Creme box and seriously kids, it's totally worth the $2 I paid for it (with the help of my Jewel card, thank you very much).
Would Micky steer you in the wrong direction when it comes to snacks? You know he wouldn't. The snackworld can be a tricky place, and Micky knows that you might need some guidance. Go. Eat. Enjoy.
*You had to be there...but the short version is that a waiter at Fridays once asked if we would call our dinner "Damn Yummy". I don't remember if we did or not. But we've said it for years. And now you will too.
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Wednesday, February 05, 2003
The Love
Oh KC. Oh Mix93. How I miss you. Luckily I have the Amy to thank for this link. She's friends with Kellie's sister, so why not go and support the lovely Kellie and her fiancee? Because we all know that single people our age have no coin.
Really.
And we've been working on the grad school essay today, which explains the lack of original post. Go see Amy. She posted twice today. So much better than me.
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Monday, February 03, 2003
The Essay
You may not know it, but I'm applying to grad school. I'm almost finished, but it's not that easy...
My0001: write me a personal assessment essay while you're at it
theex: I, Micky York, m currently a porduction manager, but soon I would like to rule the world. And eat a lot of snacks
theex: of course you should spell check that before you send it
My0001: lol
My0001: that should probably be a big font to fill up 3-5 pages too
theex: or you could say 'I really, really, really, really, really would like to rule the world.'
My0001: nice
and then later...
My0001: ugh.
My0001: why can't i think of a conclusion?
theex: um . . . how about 'in conclusion, the world would be a better place if life revolved around art and pie'
Obviously, I'm getting a lot of work done.
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Saturday, February 01, 2003
The Mood
I'm a little sad that January is over, because it was a good month. For 31 days I was able to say exactly what I thought about everything. You know why? Because I proclaimed January to be THE MONTH OF JUDGEMENT. It was pretty handy, because whenever I saw someone annoying, I didn't have to feel bad for saying, "I don't like him," with absolutely nothing to back up my opinion. It's judgement. That's the way the month of judgement works.
But we can't have that two months in a row, now can we? So February has been declared...
the month of casual indifference
so....ok.
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